Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
