Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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