Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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