i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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