Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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