Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I faked an abortion last night.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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