Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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