how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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