try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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