Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
how drunk are you?
Several
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
