i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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