Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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