Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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