At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Do you have feelings for this penis?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
