let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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