Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
This is my gift to your gina
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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