i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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