Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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