Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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