Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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