yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
then he tried to convert me to islam
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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