He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I need to calm my uterus...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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