Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I fill condoms, not promises.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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