Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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