Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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