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(912): View more from Georgia

I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers

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(914): View more from New York

yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans

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(207): View more from Maine

Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.

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(310): View more from California

I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't

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(937): View more from Ohio

they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks

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That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner

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(325): View more from Texas

I put a zucchini in my pussy for you

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(702): View more from Nevada

She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?

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