Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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