When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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