i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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