Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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