In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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