Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
There are leaves in my underwear?
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