He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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