Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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