I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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