party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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