K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Boobs are out for the taking
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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