I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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