I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he fucked my hip out of place.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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