My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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