My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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