Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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