ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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