I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Randomize
