Nicole vs. Life
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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