Quick, to the slutcave!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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