She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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