Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
