What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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