I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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