I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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