There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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